“How did it get so late so soon? It's night before it's afternoon. December is here before it's June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?” ― Dr. Seuss Where does time go? They say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. With my …
Remember When Corona Was Just a Beer?
Mom asked what my experience of Coronavirus has been, well I’ve noticed so many humans judging each other…’Wow they don’t do the stay at home order’… or ‘Wow they do the stay at home order’….’I can’t believe that person is not wearing a mask’…’I can’t believe that person has a hazmat suit on.’ People are …
Crazy for the Seal
If I was a cat, I just blew threw one of my 9 lives. You all know that I am crazy for the seal. Yep, I’ve jumped on four of them to date. Everywhere i go I look for them. Mom says they aren’t in Yosemitie’s rivers or Mammoth lakes, but i know she’s just …
Good Morning Viet Dog!
What's the best part of waking up? For some its Foldgers in your cup. that would never happen in this household with coffee snobbery. I hear some mornings, "Good morning Viet Dog." Mom said she remembers watching a movie where Robin Williams did the radio broadcasting starting out with "Good morning vietnam."i wake up around 7:15am …
Climate Paws
This one time I was carried around in a bag…yes a bag, so embarrassing and people had signs and apparently I had a sign reading “French bulldog for the environment.” It was kinda like going to a dog park but no dogs and just a lot of people but not sniffing each other’s butts but …
I smell Buffalo and it’s stinking cold here
There I am, wanting to eat that big guy with horns, but mom won't let me jump out of the car window. Geez. Then there's this embarrassing mountain bike ride, I am put in a gear bag, Patagonia I hear, you know its that snooty brand for people who believe in the environment. I am …
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“I like big Seals and I can not lie”
I look for them everywhere I go. Mammoth lakes, the merced, beach camping jalama, the river in telluride, catalina, and of course my little home town san clemente. Mom has to spell the 4 letter word s-e-a-l, but i know what she's saying. She says there's no seals at lake tahoe but i know she's …
I have short legs and don’t breathe well, but I am wild at heart
My name is Eben. I was adopted November 10, 2010. Funny thing, my mom didn’t even know what a french bulldog was when she adopted me! She didn’t know how trendy we are…she just fell in love with my rabbit ears and never looked back. I have been dragging my paws for a long time …
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